My neighborhood is an ugly house magnet. Here's our house:


It doesn't look too bad, except for the stain on the front which came from some stupid kids who threw an egg at our house. (Actually, the stain came from us trying to clean off the egg; I'm not sure which is the "natural" color for the house)
Anyway, one neighbor painted their house this hideous barn red, and painted their shed to match it:

And our other neighbors have this bright orange/yellow thing going:

Suzy doesn't care; this is her house.

