Look, folks, I'm sorry for your loss, but when your mom weighs
500 pounds, it's going to be hard to find an adequately sized casket. I'd suggest either custom-building one yourself, having one built for you, or (as my dad has suggested for his own funeral) try using a large trashbag.
Besides that: Why in the world should any human being weigh a quarter-ton? I mean, I'm overweight, so I understand that, but five hundred pounds? I can't believe that anyone could be that overweight without actively trying to be! Anyone want to guess what went on the coroner's report as the cause of death?
Posted by Blog Jones at October 3, 2003 11:39 PM