A new medal has been created called the "Purple Owie." It was named in honor of John Kerry, who received 3 purple hearts in 4 months, but never spent a day in the hospital.
It is worn directly over the wound in question, and, after use, it is rolled up and thrown over the nearest fence.
Hee!
Posted by Blog Jones at August 11, 2004 11:57 PM
| Category: Politics
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