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Strange Search Terms

One of the neat features I get from my web host, vervehosting.com, is the ability to see what search terms people use to find my blog. Here are some of my favorites from this month (my comments are in italics):

Games
settlers of catan registration key hack
settlers of catan free registration key
These two are strange, because Settlers of Catan is a fantastic board game; it doesn’t have a registration key.

Tech
walkman bean cookies
chrysler town and country alarm system five beeps
sony copyright pain bean walkman
my laptop overheats and shuts down
I feel your pain.

Religion
a passage from the bible
Looking for anything in particular?

buy pettit jesus my lord
Does that read like a command to anyone else? “Buy Pettit!”

Food
catchy seafood phrases
chick-fil-a cheesecake recipes

Inquiries
how to dismiss a preacher
repairing nintendo ds hinges
what ifb church mean?
why is the flag a half-mast on january 11?
deciding not to put a feeding tube in my dads body
make your own stonehenge
sue for toilet papering a house
i took off an adblock now i can t see any pictures on my computer
facts about ron hamilton patch the pirate
bju science homework help

Hatred
michael savage is an idiot
bob jones is a sick cult
michael savage hate
bush swears at tony
why do people hate bush
why do people hate bush so much?
why was clinton hated so much
idaho switchblade laws
chick-fil-a discrimination

Love
pcc girls
bju girls
michael rosenbaum dating anyone
why do americans oppose interracial dating?
is jeri massi married?
I don’t think so, but why don’t you ask her?

12 Responses to “Strange Search Terms”

  1. Jeri Massi Says:

    Aaaaaagh! Somebody’s doing google searches to see if I am married? And you sent them over to my blog? Well, thanks a LOT, Jonesy.

  2. Blog Jones Says:

    Just doing what I can to help. ;-)

  3. m Says:

    “Games
    settlers of catan registration key hack
    settlers of catan free registration key
    These two are strange, because Settlers of Catan is a fantastic board game; it doesn’t have a registration key.”

    And its a computer game!

  4. cbone Says:

    Catan does have a key because the ever popular board game is now a computer game.

  5. jack johnson Says:

    Why do you think the settlers of catan registration search are weird? They havea computer game version. It lets you play against computer players. A free trial comes with the game now.

  6. Blog Jones Says:

    Well, I’ve seen a *free* version of the game at http://www.s3dconnector.net/, but I hadn’t ever seen a for-pay version of it.

  7. Jim Says:

    I’m looking for the registration key of Catan The computer game! I can’t find it.If someone has it….please send to my email
    Thanks!!

    Does anyone know if we can play Catan at the internet multiplayer??

  8. Blog Jones Says:

    Or, you could just buy the game.

  9. Patches O'Houlihan Says:

    Yeah, I’m hopelessly addicted to Catan now thanks to that free trial. :neutral:

  10. Pustul Says:

    I’m also looking for registration key of Catan The computer game! Jim did you find it, anyone else has it!

    Thanks a lot!!

  11. Blog Jones Says:

    The registration key for Catan the Computer Game is available for $30 from the publisher.

    Don’t steal software.

  12. Blog Jones Says:

    Due to people continuing to ask for the registration key to this game, I have closed comments on this thread.

    DON’T STEAL SOFTWARE.